Mittwoch, 25. Januar 2012

Snowwolves that make you cry..!

I think I already told you about my dear english teacher Ms VanHoose. It's not that I hate her... No...!
On Saturday there's Seargeant Meyer coming to our school to hold a speech about how he saved the lives of 30 people. And Ms VanHoose told us they're planning to make a binder for him and whoever wants to write something can do that (and would get 10 bonus points on the test...) And either way I needed a new story for my website so I've written a story for Seargeant Meyer. She didn't tell me ANYTHING about it for the last two weeks. I guessed this was because it was written very personal like a letter with many feelings and you don't correct personal letters or read them out... Then:

*Today in english class.*Ms VanHoose: "Firstly I wanted to request you to still write something for Seargeant Meyer. So far just one of you turned it in."
Lara: Oh my gosh...Ms VanHoose: "And she turned it in even right after I asked you! And I've been so impressed of her story!
Lara: No...Ms VanHoose: "And I'd like to read it out now!"
Lara: OH MY GOSH! As long as she doesn't meantion my name...Ms VanHoose: "Lara? Would that be okay for you?"
Lara (totally shocked): "Ehem... Yes... If you'd like to..." Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!*Ms VanHoose starts reading. Lara hides her head behind her hands and begins writing senseless, mean stuff on a sheet of paper:*
I will kidnap her. I will kidnap her and leave her alone in a forest. And hope that she'll never ever come back. Too late for that. If I'd stand up, run past Ms VanHoose to the window, raise the shutters, open the window, jump out of it and rescue myself to the next state... Would she be fast enough to stop me? Tennessee would be fine. And then never ever come again. Yeah, that might work. Too late!! She'll finish in three, two, one... Now. Grrr!
*Applause - Lara's head becomes a potatoe*
Ms VanHoose: "Yeah, you should give her your honor! This story is perfectly touching! I cried as I first read it. Really, I cried! I hope this story inspires you all to write something! It's so wonderful!!"

That was the worst thing since I'm here. I hate it so badly when everyone is starring at me! My friends all nodded appreciating. All of the others might think I'm a geek now...
I needed the whole english and US history lesson to let my thoughts calm down.
Then:

*After history on the floor. Lara walks innocently along. Then she hears a voice of Spencer, a boy who's NOT in my english class
*Spencer: "Lara! Hold on!"
Lara: "Hey. What's up?"
Spencer: "I just wanted to tell you that I love your story!"
Lara: "... Which story?"
Spencer: "The one Ms VanHoose read in english."
Lara: "Oh my gosh. This was so embarassing. Who did tell you about that?"
Spencer: "Oh no. She read it out in our class."
Lara: "No! No! She read it out?"
Spencer: "Yeah?"
Lara: "I leave this country."
Spencer: "Why?"
Lara: "Ms VanHoose has got FOUR english classes! If she'll read it out in every class they'll all know my name! Oh my gosh... They'll all think I'm a geek."
Spencer: "I'm sorry..."
Lara: "It's not your fault..."

Haha, that was an adventure... I guess I might have exaggerated a little, in fact it has been a great compliment for me that she even cried, but I just hated them all starring at me like I would have comitted a crime.
Hope you liked my "funny" interpretation of that day.
Love you!

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